[Animations] [Getchy Vocab] [Poetry] [Jokes]

EARACHES THROUGH THE AGES
2000 BC-Here, eat this root.
1000 AD-That root is heathen, say this prayer
1850 AD-That prayer is superstition, drink this potion
1940 AD-That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill
1985 AD-That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic
TODAY- That antibiotic is artificial, here, eat this root.

WHAT?
What is the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is exactly the same.
Ha, ha, ha.

MOO
Two cows are in a field, chewing cud. One says to the other, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease?” The other replies, “What do I care, I’m a helicopter.”

08
So, there was this zero, and this eight, and the zero is all, “Nice belt!”

MUFFINS
A muffin and a crumpet were going into an oven, and the muffin said, “Oh my God, we’re going to die!” and the crumpet said, “Oh, my God, a talking muffin!”